I'm Effie, but you can call me Master Milker. Total randomness is my expertise. Stuff I like include Thirty Seconds to Mars, Florence+ the Machine, Tori Amos, Jack White, Tolkien, Olivia Wilde, Kuroshitsuji, House, American Horror Story, musicals, chcolate, porn. Weird and fabulous. Film student. Jared is my precious burrito.